Legal Technicalities

I threaten to beat Tom to within an inch of his scrawny existence, the pest!

So he gets very interested in the finer technical details of the process.

Serious, Dad, an inch? Like, 25mm?
What with, Dad? Would there be blood?
No pinching, Dad, OK?

And isn’t that against the law? You’re not allowed to beat children, isn’t?

Little shit.

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It's about life, marriage, raising kids, paddling rivers, travel in Africa . . . re-posting thoughts written over decades - at random, I'm afraid.

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