It’s 19h45 Thursday before Easter Friday and I get a call from ADT:
Do I want to upgrade my security? They have a special offer.
No thank you.
Who’s that Dad? shouts Tom.
It’s a sapurity* company offering us a security deal. We don’t need it.
Ah Dad! I do – I need security on my bedroom door.
Turns out some GIRLS are occasionally entering his room!
*Tom has always called them sapurity guards