Safely on the fringes of the action, Swanie the flank for the Feisty Fourths (who led the cheerleading as they ran on) keeps a comfortable distance between himself and the ball carrier – friendly or hostile. Last to arrive at the scrums, and last to retreat when the opposition gets a penalty, reluctantly, backwards, with a WTF expression.
Lots of advice for his teammates, he goes quiet when play unexpectedly veers in his direction. Twice he got the ball, and I must admit, made some progress and passed successfully both times. So I could praise him after the game in good conscience.
And they won. Against Penzance. And yesterday against Chelsea. They’ve broken the trend and are on a two match winning streak.
Gotta have a man-to-man talk about tackling, and about strolling – STROLLING – casually from scrum to scrum, like a spectator.
Hopefully he’ll listen. He doesn’t have a high opinion of bum-sniffers (as he calls locks and 8th men).