Didn’t think I ever would, but I have the trailer now.
“Tell me a story and get a discount” I said in my ad on gumtree.co.za
“I’m going hunting in Namibia said the man in Cape Town – and it’s going to cost me courier fees”.
He got R1000 off! Paid only R4000 – Whattabargain!

Especially as I was selling memories:

Cape Vidal

Lake Sibaya

Midmar Dam

Malawi

Zambia