Field Marshal Geoffrey Carruthers OBE VC ESO with bar, decided we needed to jack up the patrolling of the Palmiet Nature Reserve.
So he issued a decree and press-ganged a bunch of people into becoming rangers – Palmiet Rangers! and promised us suitable uniforms for the job.
We thought YAY! something like this:
but all he gave us was this:
OBE – Old Bullet with Empire delusions
VC – Very Conservation-minded
ESO with bar – Extinguished Service Order with drinking experience