Going Incognito

Tom is wearing two name badges on his tie this morning.
Where’d you get them, my boy?

Found them on the field and outside a class.
Where’s your badge?
Dunno, but I can wear this nigger’s name, he says, pointing at Phila Zulu’s badge.
No way I can wear this one, he says, Who would believe I’m Josh McDougall?

Asks Thomas Swanepoel.

And – predictably – he got into trouble for wearing the wrong name badge.

*exasperation*