Holy Green Underpants

Who remembers the AWB’s Eugene Terreblanche? Who can forget him? I bumped into him one day ca.1999.

Driving my hired car in a crowded Pretorius Street in downtown Pretoria one fine day I slowed down to let a car wanting in move around a stationary truck. It pulled past the truck and went back into the left lane and slowed so that I drew next to it. The driver wound down his window and gave me a very sincere, “Baie dankie, ek waardeer dit terdeë,” in that voice, staring straight at me, impaling me on the pale blue flames of his blowtorch eyes. *

I reminded myself to breave. * It was Eugene Terreblanche himself. Charismatic bliksem.

Like this, except he was driving and he didn’t smile – he was all sincerity and dankbaarheid.

Terreblanche in car

Famous for his 1988 / 89 liaison with Sunday Times reporter Jani Allan.

Jani Allan.jpg

His large white bottom and his green underpants hit the news.

In court: Further testimony was given by AWB financial secretary Mej. Kays Smit. Smit testified that Allan had phoned her to come and remove a drunken Terre’Blanche from her flat early one morning because Allan was expecting someone and was anxious to get rid of him. Smit testified to finding Terre’Blanche on Allan’s couch “naked except for a khaki jacket around his shoulders and a pair of green underpants with holes in them”.

underpants green

I have inspected my own underpants carefully ever since, and replace them more frequently than I used to, and I never buy green. You never know . . . .


*Jani Allan’s description of his penetrating gaze! She wrote “Right now I’ve got to remind myself to breathe … I’m impaled on the blue flames of his blowtorch eyes.”

“Baie dankie, ek waardeer dit terdee” – Fank you, sincerely appreciated

breave – haal asem

haal asem – take bref

bliksem – oke; person

dankbaarheid – fankfulness; gratitude

– o fok! – ET – Eugene Terreblanche –

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