Mom Mary has constipation. Don’t tell everyone, but it’s just a fact and it’s not funny. I even put a bomb up and nothing happened. You know, Granny Bland used to get constipation and now here I am getting it. A mere seventy years later you can be struck with a family ailment out of the blue. Obviously hereditary.
Rose is the matron at the home and she loves Mary. Both nursing sisters, they get on famously and appreciate each other’s wit.
I told Rose I had constipation. This morning she came to me and said “Have you been to the toilet yet?” I said no, and she said, “You know, Mary Poppins, you’re full of shit.”
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