Worst Man

I have thrice been ‘best man’ at a wedding. I took my duties seriously. Much rehearsal took place. At first it would look quite good:

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Then someone would invariably ply me with grog . .

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. . and then things would go pear-shaped. Like in this case when the canoe club heavies attacked me:

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Why don’t they do this to the actual victim? I’m not the groom!