I’m beginning to suspect . .

. . that Soutar was sold a story which he swallowed as he swallowed the fourth free sample they gave him in Ballito.

I don’t think this whisky:

. . is made in KwaZulu Natal.

Reason being they also make Cape Gins and they talk of Cape florals n shit.

But Soutar roared back: They  said it is made in Mtunzini and taken to Cape Town for  barrel age-ing.

Then he adds unpatriotically . . it  was not very nice in comparison to the single malt Irish and Scots of which I had many. I only had one tot of this SA one  – So Waaaaa!!! 

Me: Mtunzini!? I’m beginning to like it again. I can just imagine . . . the connoisseur sniffs, sips, and says ‘Wait . . hmmmm – I’m getting subtle hints of crocodile shit . . . ‘

~~oo0oo~~