St Aubyn Court

(Note: This was 2019, we have since done more renovation)

A new tenant just moved in, so some more renovations have been done. I thought now that we’re taking photos and tidying up I better prepare for when I’ll be letting the flat myself, without a letting agent. Here’s my sales pitch:

– 6 St Aubyn Court 679 Musgrave Rd Durban KZN South Africa –

Lovely old-time building featured on the Durban Art Deco Society’s website.

Well-maintained by an active and involved body corporate; Corner apartment; Big rooms; High ceilings; Gleaming wooden floors; Fitted kitchen.

Two big bedrooms, one air-conditioned; both with ceiling fans; Bathroom with big wheelchair-accessible shower; Separate toilet; Huge built-in cupboards; Large lounge with open-adjacent enclosed porch looking onto a private garden with two beautiful big old tree aloes;

Tenants have all been long term and have loved staying here.

– Old-time fittings – Wooden floors n doors –

Automated gate access to off-street secure parking bay; Automated gated main entrance for pedestrians too; On-street lockup garage; Lockup storeroom in courtyard; Secluded garden big enough for a picnic or braai under two beautiful old tree aloes.

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Hair Today

Years ago I wrote about my hairdresser then. She had more to do than my hairdresser now.

I went and saw her one day and realised I’d chosen the wrong time. Fergie was getting married to the porky ‘prince’ and all the ladies were glued to the telly, ooh-ing and aah-ing.

Bloody ‘Royal Family’ mania!

I can come back later, I offered.

No, its fine, she fibbed and set to trimming my locks, out of view of the Pomp-ing Ceremony.

Have you seen!? she asked in her pronounced Affies or Dirkie Uys accent.

No, not really interested, said anti-monarchist me.

Ag, Saah-ra looked so beautiful as she stepped out of the cart, she gushed.

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– home hairdresser with Tiger –

Now my CURRENT hairdresser is something else. Saw her yesterday. Much less to do, but hey!

Presses her boobs against me; Stands with her thighs on either side of mine; Pats me tenderly; Fusses over me; Quite a performance. And charges me nothing! FREE haircuts for me.

Course, I’m married to her . . .

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