This poster reminded me of a school lift a few years back where the kids were talking about their dogs.
“Did you guys know Sambucca’s Dad is ZinZan, Luke’s dog, and her Mom is Daisy, Emily’s bitch?” I asked them (both those kids were in the kombi).
“Yes” said Luke, sounding sad – “But they’re separated”.
I shook with silent laughter as they pondered this sad news. I wasn’t going to tell them they’d only “been together” for twenty minutes.
This email exchange followed:
Hope he is keeping up with his alimony payments.
Hey! I hadn’t thought of that!
Lance, methinks ZinZan should be sending a monthly cheque . . .
Lance (Luke’s Dad):
Good luck with that!