Nrgggh!

Sitting with Tom watching Le Mans when he harks back a disgusting snot sniff.
Sis man, I say, digging him in the ribs.
Are you picking on me cos I’m black? he protests.
No, I say, because you’re disgusting.
Us blacks sniff like that, Dad, he says!

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Jon asked: How do you argue further along this line?

I said: Too busy laffin to say anything. We both hosed ourselves for about ten minutes!