The recipe: Take a 5-star hotel. Fill it to the brim: Every bed occupied – 2700 people. Add 760 staff.
Then lock the doors. Lock all the exits.
They call it a luxury cruise, and people queue to go on one. They queue and they queue.
Queue to get through customs; Queue to present your ticket to get aboard; Queue to change your money to their money; Queue for meals; Queue for drinks at the bars.
Hell will be like this.
But the kids enjoyed it.
Comedian Tim Vine nailed it: “I’ve just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I’ll tell you what, never again.”
Bewilderbeast Droppings 