Note this WhatsApp chat – I’m in green, of course. Bruce is in white.

Note how Bruce tried to side-step halfway by bring in some Algerian, when we all know Algerians suck at rugby.
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The stats for the game make amazing reading. The All Blacks won everything except the game:
ON ATTACK:
TRIES – New Zealand – 6 — South Africa – 5
METRES CARRIED – New Zealand – 624 — South Africa – 245
CARRIES – New Zealand – 215 — South Africa – 59
DEFENDERS BEATEN – New Zealand – 39 — South Africa – 12
PASSES – New Zealand – 257 — South Africa – 64
OFFLOADS – New Zealand – 14 — South Africa – 3
POSSESSION – New Zealand – 75.3% — South Africa – 24.7%
ON DEFENCE:
TACKLES – New Zealand – 61 — South Africa – 235
MISSED TACKLES – New Zealand – 12 — South Africa – 39
BREAKDOWN – RUCKS WON – New Zealand – 155 — South Africa – 41
SET PLAY – SCRUMS WON – New Zealand – 9 — South Africa – 6
LINEOUTS WON – New Zealand – 13 — South Africa – 7
DISCIPLINE – PENALTIES CONCEDED – New Zealand – 3 — South Africa – 10
YELLOW CARDS – New Zealand – 0 — South Africa – 1
FINAL SCORE? – New Zealand – 34 — South Africa – 36