I have some pious friends. This is true. I even had a pious wife, and Mom Mary Methodist is pious-plus. Although she did have to confess to twenty-five blissful godless years thanks to her Mom Annie. Two of my friends, one in Tshwane and one in Durbs, have even changed from being normal upstanding beer-drinking citizens to bursting out in yarmulkes. I wonder if Mart also chants stuff on Fridays? I know he sold his ’65 Mustang, shame.
One friend said an Anglican Lent course was boring. Well, hullo-o! But instead of saying, ‘Of course it’s boring!’ cos I’m polite that way, I rather offered the following sage advice:
You should develop n cultivate more sins, so Lent can be more meaningful.
I think that’ll help, even though it goes against my usual advice on advice which is that giving advice to others is a complete waste of time.
~~oo0oo~~
