. . in times of trouble . .
Like your car is in intensive care for three weeks, having various internal organs replaced – nothing that’ll make it look faster – the best thing you can do is find a Boutique Hotel . . see mine above.
. . with provided chauffered transport to get you around to where you need to be . .
. . with gourmet meals, DSTV n Wifi included, posh outings to pubs n restaurants, all-inclusive in the low-low fee. Even the Willowvale at no extra charge.
The gorgeous hostess more than compensates for the grumpy security guard on duty. Phone me for details.
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Ah, apple is being stingy. You’ll have to play your own vinyl copy of Let it Be by the Beatles.
~~oo0oo~~