The Nerve!

A cry from upstairs: “Wash your hands and put gloves on, you bloody cow!”

Jess must be surfing the net. Is someone doing something wrong on the internet, Jess? I shout from downstairs, hosing myself.

“Yes! This person . . ” long explanation of what they did and what they should have done.

Right, Jess. (I don’t repeat my advice of, It’s clickbait Jess; Rather just avoid sites that trigger you).