Oops! Sorry Daddy!
Huh? I started awake. What, Jess?
I cut one part way too short.
Oh, doesn’t matter, love.
Were you sleeping?
I did nod off.
Sorry Dad.
Really love, I’m just happy you’re giving me a haircut. You can see how relaxed I am.
After:
Jess you’d better sweep up here, my girl. It looks like an eagle caught a goat and pecked out all its fur on the stoep.
(*hoses herself* *fetches broom*) Okay Daddy. Can I have a picture of your haircut for my profile?
~~oo0oo~~
(Sure dear. And that’s the picture above)