Post Mortem – The Last Thing You Need

After vrek-ification I hate the idea of using fossil fuel to pollute the air to cremate me. What a waste and how harmful! Our effing grandkids are going to shake their heads in amazement at how dumb-destructive we were. Don’t want to be buried either – the embalming and other crap is very destructive andContinue reading “Post Mortem – The Last Thing You Need”

Forest Lawn, Elston Place

When Bella died we buried her in the garden under the copse of trees over the birdbath. Then Aitch died and we – well, “we”, read about that! – buried her ashes there too. Then Blackie the gundwane (gerbil) and Cheeky the other gundwane (hamster) followed. Then Janet and Trish’s dear old Dad Neil diedContinue reading “Forest Lawn, Elston Place”

Grave Problem, DIY Solution

The ole man is thinking burial sites. He has found out it costs around R11 000 to be cremated and he thinks that’s an awful waste of money. Someone also told him you can bury yourself anywhere. Especially in your own backyard, “There’s nothing to stop you”. As a mad-keen DIY guy, he thinks that’sContinue reading “Grave Problem, DIY Solution”