Punters

Sorry Ma, I’m working late again today. The boys are lined up outside the tote on the roof of our shopping centre. There’s horseracing at Kenilworth and they have a sure thing running and they can’t miss this opportunity to make an investment and win big and be able to treat the family. Maybe toContinue reading “Punters”

This Is No Emergency

Whee Waa! Whee Waa! This is an EMERGENCY! Please evacuate the centre at the nearest exit. Bee Baap! Nobody moves, nobody lifts their head, nobody bats an eyelid. This is Montclair. We don’t skrik easily. What’s wrong? If it’s fire, first show me the smoke. If it’s an earthquake, I haven’t felt nothing move yet.Continue reading “This Is No Emergency”