Everyone has heard of Kamikaze, Karate and FuckuOkies, and they know you shouldn’t mess with these Japaneeziz ous;
So when Sonny Bill bumped into one of the Japanese jockeys that verpletter’d the Oirish, he was thankful he was wearing dark-coloured trousers.
The thing is these little okes – like this real live one with Sonny Bill – grin and bow but what they’re actually thinking is Aiee Ya!
This one told Sonny Bill about the time he hoofed the ball upstream, FAF-style and Hubby fell on it and his underdog team beat the fearsome Enjin-Knees team. Sonny Bill listened and learned.
Taifuu – Japanese for Typhoon
Fukuoka – city in Japan
verpletter’d – pulverised
Aiee ya! – Japanese for pasop
pasop – watchit
Enjin-Knees – Mechanical, Civil, Chemical and Electrical